Lyrics

I’m friends with my fridge on social media
I’m friends with the whole unabridged encyclopedia
I’m friends with the dank darkness
I’m friends with the golden light
I’m friends with my brother’s dentist
I’m friends with her ex-wife

I’m friends with the radical right
Must have been some oversight
Must have found some grassy knoll
Deep down some rabbit hole
I’m friends with the CDC
I think they’re probably looking out for me
They’re well meaning people trying to keep me alive
Me and my N95

Me and my N95 against the world
Against the world
Oh, me and my N95 against the world
Against the world

I’m friends with my thermostat
We chew the fat about this and that
Then I chat with info@
Girl, we go way back
I had to unfriend a friend
Farewell, doorbell
Sometimes I find the stronger the signal
The weaker the intel

One friend leads to another
But only one I love like a brother
The one I won’t go out without
Is devout as a boy scout
The two of us will surely thrive
Buzzing along like a beehive
The two of us standing up for the living
Me and my N95

Me and my N95 against the world
Against the world
Oh, me and my N95 against the world
Against the world

Against the world
It's the two of us against the world
Against the world
It's the two of us against the world